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Stargate SG-1

Downtime by Merry. Jack and Daniel get stuck offworld, and it turns into a little vacation.

East of Omaha by Taselby. I love this Jack, and the loneliness, and Daniel and the sort of domestic rightness involved. Sweet little story.

A Jack Tale by SEF. This is just so cool, and the storytelling in it is completely awesomely done.

First Impressions by Pares. Jack/Daniel. The one with the tree aliens and the recording of Daniel’s brain.

Slavery on a Civilized Planet by muck_a_luck. Jack/Daniel. Sex slave stories just never get old for me. Jack gets in trouble and has to be sold as a slave, but! They’re willing to sell him back to the team. Only thing is, he has to get an implant, and so does his new ‘owner.’ And then there’s porn.

Avalanche by princessofg. Jack/Daniel. Jack gets hurt, and Daniel keeps waking up wrapped around him. Awwww. Plus, some porn!

Cold Calling by janedavitt. Jack/Daniel. Hot yet angsty

Wormhole X-treme by Svendra. Janet and Sam discover slash being written about that tv show based on the SGC, and the obsession spreads! The boys wonder what the hell is up with all the base women. Hilarious, funny stuff.

Harry Potter

What I Did On My Holiday, or How I Learned to Love Draco Malfoy Despite Knowing Better by thetreacletart. Ron and Draco. I always like stories that focus on how much they have in common. In this, they’re, um, workaholics, I guess?

The Art Of Making People Shut Up by Netgirl. Luna/Ginny. Luna is just perfect in this. I think that Luna’s pretty hard to write, since she’s loopy, but loopy with a purpose, and that comes through wonderfully here.

California Tergiversate And The Balm Of Tlilxochitl by Alejandra. Ginny decides being evil is moderately less boring than being good.

Sports Night

Kinkajou by scrunchy. A cute little animal and snark!

Smallville

Boys! Raise Giant Mushrooms in Your Cellar! by Julad. Pete POV. It’s adorable and perfect, and I just love Pete’s protectiveness toward’s Clark.

Ulterior Motives by astolat. See, it’s astolat, and it’s Clark/Lex, so there shouldn’t be much more motivation to read this than that.

Coming to Past by mahaliem. Clark/Lex. Conner goes back into the past and deals with his parents.

Smallville RPS

Blame It On The Rain by estrella30. Tom/Michael. Boy kissing!

You Keep Me High by toomuchphlor. Tom/Michael. Link is to last part - I don't think they're linked internally yet. Long AU, in which Michael doesn’t end up on Smallville, and is instead a barista in Vancouver. Cute, with some nice hurt comfort.

Supernatural RPS

Six Degrees by estrella30. J/J action, but Tom and Mike are there, and that’s always fun.

never bargained for you by estrella30. Jared and Jensen. God, I just love those two together. So much pretty.

No Sleep Till Bedtime by veronamay. Oversleepy boys and smuttish fun.

The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Crushing on a Douche by ladyjaida. Jared always falls for the douchebags.

I'll Bring the Pillows aka FORT PADACKLES; or, TEXAS/TEXAS by missdeviant. Forts! Forts are so much fun to build. Ah, childhood memories.

Dirty Pop: The Worst Case Scenario Guide to Surviving A Boy Band by phaballa. WB actors AU. I really don’t think there’s much better than this. It’s perfect in every single way.

Pushed Too Far by sunniefic. Jared teases Jensen.

Breaking Status Quo by Raina. Jensen should probably leave, but Jared never makes him go.

Supernatural

Old Ghosts by Gillian. A Supernatural AU where Sam and Dean were adopted out to different families, and meet up later without knowing they’re brothers. Unknowing incest ensues.

High Wire by candle beck. Sam and Dean are left on their own a lot. Dean’s POV with underage Sam and incesty things.

Scrubs

My Life in Tights by notjenny. Cox/JD, Christmas, Brains! and kissing.

My Trip Up the Down Staircase by notjenny. Short, short Eliot piece.

My Fashion Statement by salmon_pink. Cox/JD. The Janitor makes JD wear tiny shorts.

The OC

The Distance Between by dirty diana. Seth/Ryan. An AU where Seth and Ryan meet up in college. *loves*

due South

(Insert your own title here) by Lyra Sena. Click through the notes and giggle insanely. So cute and nutty.

X-files

Breathless by Sleeps With Coyotes. Mulder/Krycek. This is damn creepy, well-written, if slightly mushy towards the end. Nicely long and meaty, too.

The Gift of An Enemy by Sylvia. Mulder/Krycek. Love the concept, could have done with less… words? I found myself skimming places. Also, wow is it emotion riddled, and I’m not sure if I like that or not with these two. But still a nice read.

The End of the Cold War by Kadru. Mulder/Krycek. Mulder finds Krychek adrift, sick and living on the streets by his apartment. The thought of Mulder calling anyone ‘baby’ just… makes me cringe. But I enjoyed the bulk of this.

Safe Sex by Skinner Box. Mulder/Krycek. Not porny, as the title suggests.

Ghosts and Lovers by torch (sequel to Ghosts). Both of these are super long and my favorite X-files fics I’ve read. Everything about them is awesome, from Mulder and Scully’s relationship, to Mulder and Krycek’s, to the peek into Krycek’s past, and just… complete love.

First Monday

Collegial by harriet_spy. I have never seen First Monday, but that really doesn’t matter at all. Julian calls Jerry on a comment he made (on the actually ep, apparently!) and some angsty-ish bathroom porn happens.

Ex parte by harriet_spy. (sequel to Collegial).

Traders

Men of Mystery by nakedwesley. Grant/Paul. I am a whore for Grant, because he is so damn adorable. DH, how are you so awesome?

Firefly

Ambiguity and Choice by ana_grrl. Two Jayne/Simon ficlets.

Snapshots from the War by ana_grrl. (follows Choice) Jayne/Simon. Everyone made their choice about the war, and this is pieces of the aftermath.

The Office

And You Can't Eat Your Own Shoes by rionaleonhart (UK). I’ve never watched the UK version, but this is pretty amusing.

Eight Days a Week by mazily (US). Michael/Ryan. Hard to imagine this pairing, right? Still, this is all kinds of fun.

Crossovers

Those Who Wander by trinityofone. First Monday/Every David Hewlett movie. Utterly weird concept, but still kinda cool. Peter Pan grows up to be Julian, and Grant goes off into the world to bring him back.

Untitled by ladycat777. House/Buffy. Spike shows up in House’s office, worried about Xander.

Full Disclosure by laytoncolt. Boa vs. Python/Thoughtcrimes/Stargate fusion. Emmett finds himself working at the SGC, living with a hot boyfriend, and of course it’s too good to be true.

When Brendan Met Emmett by laytoncolt. Boa vs. Python/Thoughtcrimes. Perfect banter and sex.

Interrogations by laytoncolt. Boa vs. Python/Thoughtcrimes. Emmett amuses me to no end. Hee.

Collisions by laytoncolt. Boa vs. Python/Thoughtcrimes. Freya sees what really happened. Cute little fic.

Procrastination by laytoncolt. Boa vs. Python/Thoughtcrimes. More cute Emmett/Brendan

Once Bitten by lavvyan. Boa vs. Python/Thoughtcrimes. Oh! So good. Brendan almost dies, and then Emmett’s life is in danger, and there’s even some angst.

Bench Pigeon by world_president. Traders/Thoughtcrimes. Grant jumps Brendan. It’s funny and hot.

Treed Brendan by world_president. Traders/Thoughtcrimes. Brendan gets treed, but it’s already occupied by Grant.

Traders/SGA snippet by harriet_spy. Grant on Atlantis. He sees something he shouldn’t have, and John has to coax him out from under his desk. Oh my heart!

Grantlantis by harriet_spy. SGA/Traders. Grant gets an idea.

White Rabbit by valderys. Traders/SGA. Grant gets a new invisible friend.

Cross into the blue by harriet_spy. SGA/Temeraire. John and a dragon! I’m not sure what Temeraire is, but that doesn’t really matter.

Untitled by forcryinoutloud. SGA/SG-1. A little John/Rodney AU outside of Atlantis.

High Stakes by lavvyan. SGA/ Discworld fusion. This is so much fun. Death always amuses me.

Neither Fish Nor Fowl by owleyes_arisen. SGA/Discworld fusion. Prequel to High Stakes.

The Dark Side by astolat. SGA/Star Wars fusion. This is just so much awesome. Jedi!Rodney and Sith Lord!John.

A Pirate's Life by sdraevn. SGA/PotC. Jack on Atlantis. Hilarious. The best is when he calls John a girl.

A Thing Decided (res judicata) by Yin. SGA/First Monday. Julian/Rodney/John. I normally am not a fan of threesomes, but since Joe plays both Julian and John, this is really fun to visualize. Plus, John’s jealous, which never stops making me happy.

My Awakening by rionaleonhart. Scrubs/Silent Hill. Very, very strange.
 

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Stargate Atlantis RPS

Comfort by Elandria Lore. DH/JF. Lovely ficlet. (you must join community to view)

Stargate Atlantis

The One Who Plays The Quiet Songs by beingothrwrldly. Parrish/Lorne. College AU! My only beef is that it’s too short.

Handsfree by Maribou. Parrish/Lorne. Nice little fic.

Five Ways They Tell Someone by kellifer_fic. Parrish/Lorne. I love tellsfic.

The Roads Never Lead Where They're Supposed to Go by eleveninches. eleveninches is seriously one of my favorite authors, and I don’t comment nearly as much as I should (ever? To anyone?) because I mostly read these at work on the sly, and copy and paste into word so the site isn’t registered (I’m so sneaky), but anyway, everyone has probably already read this, and if you haven’t you should read it now. I mean it.

The Best of The Puddlejumpers: Bootleg Edition by trinityofone. Cool follow-up to Four Quarters.
The Bellerophon Brothers by trinityofone. Excerpt from Four Quarters-verse.

Waltz, Tango, Foxtrot by out_there. Dance instructor AU. Loved this beyond words, particularly the end. Satisfied all my au kinks.

Of Russian Assassins and Gateships by in_the_bottle. Pure fun.

Sky Full Of by rageprufrock. WIP The Mummy AU that is just delicious.

Office Hours by trinityofone. WIP college AU. I. I’m not sure I like this. I don’t know why, but I didn’t find it as enjoyable as I usually find trinityofone’s fics, as well as aus. Although that might just be because it’s as-yet unfinished – and also, it’s by no means bad.

John Sheppard’s Day Off by Sheila. WIP. As the title suggests, a riff off of Ferris Beuller’s Day Off. Too much fun.

The Pilot and the Ancient Gene by lillyjk. Loose fairytale AU. Very enjoyable.

Feast Day by lamardeuse. The podfic is also worth a listen.

Within Arm's Reach by linaerys. Their arms are attached! Or, like, melded together.

A Regular Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle by out_there. Ninja!Rodney. That just never stops being fun.

Like A Long, Slow Nervous Breakdown by Cesperanza. This is all over hot and also more than that.

Item #5248 on John Sheppard's "List of Things Not To Do While Off-Planet (No Matter How Much You Want To)" by riverlight. Library porn.

Hold Hands and Try To Look Sincere by minervacat. The timeshare stuff just kills me.

Fairy!Rodney by svmadelyn. So very cute.

Trying to Pull on Braxa by 30toseoul. Sheppard gets some more cockblocking in. And while I usually love pouty, jealous John, I love how he wasn’t like that in this.

An SGA Fairy-Tale by lavvyan. Rodney gets his own little true-love sniffing fairy.

If You Can't Beat Them by Lemonbella. Fabulous Lorne-voice.

Logistics of a Closet Conversation by Natroga. Jealous John and I love Rodney’s voice.

Construction Work by neery. Hotconstructionguy!John.

Test Drive by nixa jane. Nervous John is adorable.

Checklist by mercuriosity. This is very cute.

High by spacedmonkey. Drugged!Sheppard.

What It Gives by chelle. They-met-before-Atlantis fun.

Losing by kellifer_fic. For my birthday! Some lovely hurt/comfort.

The No. 1 All-Time Top Frivolous Use of Time Travel by trinityofone. Time hopping!
Porny follow-up: Are You Experienced?

The New Math by Corinna. Atlantis meddles in John’s affairs.

How to Reduce Negativity by lemonbella. The snarkiness is awesome.

Sons of Adam by trinityofone. Just very very cool and lovely.

Domestics by trinityofone. Sweet.

Untitled crackfic by boochicken. Ronon and ballet.

Kodiak by kellifer_fic. Follows Little Bear and Sun Bear.

i hope you take seriously the suggestion of undressing by SomeInstant. Drugs and not being able to use their hands.

Munchies by rebecca. I never get tired of drugged!John.

The Head Gardener by Maribou. Hair cuts!

That Shaking Vulcan Finger Trick by Cate. She had me at thigh holsters.

Hands and High Mountains by neery. Hand holding! And climbing!

The Man Who Rose From Earth by trinityofone. Strangely sad Wingfic.
And: Flux
Conclusion: The Rise and Fall

Flashback by Sandy. John sneaks out on Rodney.

Killer Robots From Venus by Claire. Oh those wacky aliens. I think I just mostly like the title.

The Knights of the Pegasus Galaxy vs. the Chicken Pox by devildoll. A Clubhouse-verse fic! The kids save the day.

The Book of Love by Maribou. Alien sex book.

400% by Pares. Poor, poor John. Although the thought of Rodney and Cadman together sort of disturbs me, I enjoyed this a lot.

Of Polar Bears by 30toseoul.
Lorne/Parrish companion: Unsingable Name.

2010 by Pentapus. Nobel prize futurefic.

After the Other by siriaeve. Irish Academic AU. Hmmm. Not sure. I enjoyed this, but it kinda on it’s own merit… as something completely out of SGA. Which is actually probably a testament to its goodness.

Crush by Soraya. This is awesomely awkward. And I never get tired of “man-crush.”

Autoerotic Rumination by micehell. Oh god, this is so wrong. Hee.

The Quark Sextet by hannahfmuk. John’s charm comes in handy and Rodney in charge is very sexy.

Supersymmetry by Lallybroch. WIP. A child! From the future! This is adorable.
One, two, three, four.

A Team is Borne by danvers. I love Lorne-fic.

A Victim of the Time by Bernice. John goes into Rodney’s past. This is so cool.

Cadence by nestra. Set in the AU “Counterpoint.”

Be my homeward dove by harriet_spy. John gets promoted.

Showboat by panisdead. I love John’s little insecurity. And this is hot.

Beware of the Pretty People by moonloon. Creepy dead pretty people.

Fair Trade by mahoni. Rodney’s the babe magnet.

Touch Times Three by Bonster. Short enzyme!Rodney ficlet.

First Day Free by Liondragon. I like this and yet I don’t. Because while I like the idea of this happening, I still can’t picture Rodney wanted to even try it.

Parsus by Lenore. I was originally avoiding this because of the John/Teyla, Rodney/Teyla stuff, but it’s actually very, very good. Which isn’t too surprising, since Lenore is an excellent author.

Just Like the Richard Gere Movie by miss_porcupine. I love this outside view of Sheppard.

Share and Share Alike by out_there. Candy sharing! Awwww.

In the Jumper Bay by Damerel. This is completely unique and hilarious.

Linguistics by stillane. John can’t say the words.

Fisticuffs by ficbyzee. Rodney punches someone for John. I totally love the word “fisticuffs,” don’t you?

The First Pressing by Lacey McBain. Beautiful fic that I thought was going to be depressing, but really, really isn’t.

It May Be Trojan, But It's Not A Horse by Claire. Ancient sex device.

Ed the Cat by nakedwesley. I love everything about this. It’s got flashbacks of sorts and John! The parallels!

Non videri sed esse by Lallybroch. Jealous John porn!

The Modern Man's Hustle by eleveninches.
Little House on the Mainland by eleveninches.
I put these two together because my favorite part in both is how she writes Elizabeth. No one writes Elizabeth even half as well as eleveninches. And they’re hilarious.

Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead by Speranza. Another one that everyone has probably already read, because it’s awesome.

A Supermarket in California by taffetablue. AU. I especially love John’s tenacity.

Mau Loa Means the Time We Have by anonymous (for now). A gorgeous AU. I just love the little details that reveal Rodney’s past.

Lost in Waiting by Lacey McBain. I never thought there could be believable, serious virgin!John fic, but this is perfect and tightly written and beautiful.

Something in the Air by kHo. Ronon goes for what he wants, and seriously. This is very hot. John watches.

Free Trade by linaerys. I got all tight-chested at the angry blowjob part. *loves*

Popslash

We Are Here To Help You Sing Your Song by joyfulseeker. Beautiful and sad short-short with a dreaming/regretful Justin.

Supernatural

a little superstitious now by estrella30. Sam/Dean. Sam and Dean switch bodies.

I'm Not Touching You (And Other Annoying Games Little Brothers Play) by Troll Princess. Sam/Dean. Sam deals with his new powers.

Factum Amoris by Lenore. Sam/Dean. A little mystery, a little (un)brotherly love.

Crossovers

Here is no water by Frostfire. SG-1/SGA. This is Cam/John, but mainly it’s about Cam, and since Cam is so one of my favorite members of my Fictional Character Hug Club, I loved this look into his possible past.

Mmmm... redemption, apocalypse..s, and Jedisex by maegunnbatt. Buffy/Star Wars/Harry Potter. An oldie but goody. Was hopping through my memories and stumbled upon this bit of genius again. Still makes me laugh. "You're not that evil," Ani scoffs at Draco. "Want to see true evil? Take a look at that bulky suit and tell me *you'd* want to be stuck in that for the rest of your life. Death would be a blessing. They pipe ABBA into the helmet as a means of mind control and sexual depravity. Do you have any idea what I have to wear under the suit? There are no undies in space, and it rubs funny. Think of the chaffing!"
 

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See Under Clue, Getting A by abundantlyqueer. Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood. Excellent firsttime sex.

Four Men in a Boat by Serpentis. Dom/Billy, Andy/Sean Bean. Andy's voice in this is fantastic.

Firefly

Town of the Backberth Freaks by ana_grrl. Jayne/Simon. I’m used to performance sex with Stargate, but I think this is the first I’ve seen of it in Firefly. ana_grrl always writes great Jayne/Simon.

An Arrangement of Parts by ana_grrl. Jayne/Simon. Jayne and Simon team up, then go undercover.

Lancet by Sionnain. Jayne/Simon. Pre-Serenity Jayne/Simon.

Stroke of Luck by Hope. Jayne/Simon. A fabulous au that puts Simon on Jayne’s home world. I loved to see how their relationship developed without the firefly crew – although they do show up.

Good Omens

The Pleasures of the World by irisbleu. Just lovely (thanks to [info]nunshavingfun for the rec!)

The Last Temptation of Crowley by irisbleu. A series, follow the links at the bottom. Excellent.

House

Eight Days by rageprufrock.

The Fine and Subtle Art of Cardiology by rageprufrock.
She’s got me reading Housefic! I don’t even like House! (am I going to get lynched for that?)

Harry Potter

If we don't kill each other first by kaalee. Nice juicy Ron/Draco fic. I was confused at parts, but I like how they deal with each other.

Stargate SG-1

Evil Overlord Daniel by frostfire_17 and synecdochic. This is kinda creepy and funny at the same time.

Scrubs
(It's the new crack)

My Big Idea by ladyjaida. JD/Cox. Trying to remember a time Dr. Cox had ever used *more* than four girl's names in one rant, I remembered the Five Girl's Names Rant of '01. Those were hard times, I thought. I was glad to have put them behind me.

My New Pants by Punk. JD/Cox-ish. I freeze where I'm standing on Zombie Elvis' bathroom sink, trying to see if these scrubs make my butt look big instead of firm and scrumptious and grabbable. Rrrow.

My Big Breakup by iamsab. JD/Cox. I parsed that for a minute. He was, what, resentful? Sad? Proud? Thirsty? "Dr. Cox," I said. "Do you know all your facial expressions look the same? I mean, there's range, but they're all basically variations on 'it's a shame I am too tired to kill you right now.'"

My Distraction by thegreatesthits. JD/Cox. Keeping my head down and my mouth straight, I walk straight into the room and say “You paged me, Dr. Cox?” and just hope it doesn’t come out as “OH PLEASE GOD HOLD ME.”

I Think I Love You by kHo. JD/Cox His eyebrows raise. "Okay, Anna, here's the thing. We're at work now. So if you're feeling confused about your homosexual tendancies and your very obvious attraction to yours truly, could ya maybe save that for later on?"

My Escape by rionaleonhart. JD/Cox. “Oh, I’m sorry, Newbie, I obviously forgot all about my *magical set of keys to every pair of handcuffs in the hospital*. Look, I’m glad that you’ve finally got that janitor you’ve always had your eye on, but it’d be *real* nice if you just left me out of your twisted little games.”
Sequel: My Demands by rionaleonhart. Dr. Cox whistled, and I shut up immediately. Damn obedience training!
Alternate Sequel: My Wacky Crossover by gayjunglefever. Part one & Part two (wip). ….and meanwhile, back in the present, it was almost lunch break. Which was pretty great, for several reasons. With everyone here, it wouldn’t be long before I could catch up with Turk and possibly bribe him into watching re-runs of *Pokemon* with me in the lounge. Plus, Thursday. Which meant *guaranteed good pudding*.
I …mmm, pudding.


My Explanation by rionaleonhart. JD/Cox. “Maybe you were imagining things,” I suggest helpfully. “I imagine things, sometimes. Earlier, when you were freaking out, I was imagining that you were singing it. With face-paint and a tail. Like in *Cats*. You know.”

My Problem by rionaleonhart. JD/Cox. What’s actually happening is that I’m standing in the corridor, staring at Dr. Cox as the seconds tick by and probably looking more and more stupid. Did he say something just now? I was kind of off in la-la-land. He’s looking at me with those scary eyes of his, and my God he is going to *rip me apart*.

My Life In a Box by angelgazing. Gen. Somewhere, a Little JD that walks around in JD's brain leaning against a wall sipping coffee looks at his watch and hits the big red 'STUPID' button.

My Thing by notpoetry. Ben/Cox, Cox/JD. "I like boxers. They have funny things on them." I thought lovingly of my favorite pair of boxers, which were red with lots of pirate ships on them. Pirates are the coolest. I wish I were a pirate.

Sweet Appletini Dreams by gabriellemb. Cox/JD. Dr. Cox's brows furrowed under the limply hanging, messy curls of his hair. "I appreciate the honesty there, Lola. Not that many women will own up to it when they're going commando. Now, what on God's green Earth made you think I'd be willing to let you into my apartment in the middle of the night?"

Sleep by L. Elizabeth. JD/Cox-ish. Dr. Cox pinches the bridge of his nose for a second. “As much as dragging you away from your fairy-tale dreams of rainbows and fluffy bunnies and going to the prom with Davy Jones pains me, Mabel, my ex-wife happens to be in need of medical assistance and I need *you* to go take care of it for me.”

Road Trip! by gabriellemb. JD/Cox. A hundred pairs of *red devil eyes* stared back at him from the faces of innocent bunnies.

Red Froot Loops by gabriellemb. Cox/JD. "Why are you making monkey faces at me at six thirty in the morning, Lucinda? No, please do *not* answer that. By *God*, Lily, I need at least three cups of coffee before I can handle your high-pitched twittering.”

The Line by kHo. JD/Cox. “Oh, man,” Perry said, shaking his head and hanging it in his hands. “Why do you insist on being insulted every *single* time I insult you?”

The Great List of Lists by michellek. JD/Cox. JD began to mentally rank his lists in order of his love for them. 'Best Songs from '86,' then 'Greatest Movies that Feature a Midget.'

My Spiders From Mars by mandysbitch. JD/Cox. He goes in search of an Earthling. Or some form of intelligent life. Unfortunately, such qualities are in short supply in Sacred Heart. He finds the Todd staring at Dr Michaels from Ob-Gyn's patent leather pumps hoping to see a reflection of her underwear, and Ted's a cappella group practicing for their Eminem and D12 review.

My Haberdashery by julianlee. JD/Cox, Elliot/Molly. Mark's a rogue janitor who works in on the sixth floor, in Peds. He wears a leather bomber jacket and aviator goggles and drives an enormous vintage Harley - *in* the hospital, sometimes. Actually, it was just once, and he spent three days in county lock-up for it, but the kids in PICU loved it. *I* loved it. Threatening to go to Mark, who actually likes me, was guaranteed to get the janitor's goat (and I knew just the sheep for it, too), since he and Mark were sworn enemies.

My Claustrophobia by julianlee. JD/Cox. She turned up in a stairwell, eating vanilla pudding.
"What are you doing?" I asked as I sat down next to her.
"Eating pudding."
"In the stairwell?"
"Yes. Why not? It's a free country. It's a big hospital. My pudding is not infringing on your rights; I should be allowed to eat pudding anywhere I want to."

Sequel: My Letter 'O'. "Come with us, OtherDad," Jordan said, adjusting Jack's blanket. "We'll make the pediatrician guess which one of you we're there for."

The Silent Treatment by L. Elizabeth. “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAN, JUST CALL ME CLARABELL SO WE CAN MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES!”

Her Hypothetical Gay Wedding by michellek. Elliot/Molly. Elliot was starting to rethink her relationship with Molly. Not the mentor part, and certainly not the best friend part, but the 'no lesbian vibe' part.

Sports Night

Take This Sabbath Day by meadowlion. On Friday night, Natalie tries to steal their pants, but Dana, apparently feeling magnanimous, compels her to return them before the broadcast.

Crossovers

Untitled Traders/First Monday ficlet by emrinalexander. Pure crack that I’m not sure how to categorize.

Hooker on the Stairs, or Why Brendan Hates his Life by Cypher. Thought Crimes/Boa vs Python. Seriously, I love these kinds of fics. There’s an entire community for them!

Done and Done by trinityofone. First Monday/Boa vs. Python. A giant snake and adrenaline sex.

Geniuses by nixa jane. SG-1/SGA. I love the playful evilness of Daniel.

John: Hero by Day, Death Eater by Night by eleveninches. SGA/HP fusion of sorts.

Dead Like Them by nixa jane and forcryinoutloud. Dead Like Me/SGA fusion crossovery thing. I can’t squee enough about this.
Part two-ish: Dead Like Them: Dead Man Walking.
Part three-ish: Dead Like Them: Ghost Story.
Part three-ish and a half.

"Oh, God!" by torch. SGA/Popslash. A Poptarts story. all of which are worth a read.

It's Like Your Hand by giddygeek. Popslash/SGA. This is just really odd and completely fun.

Lovers and Dreamers by Amy (fox1013). Smallville/Muppets. This is what it’s all about people. Got a hankerin’ for those lame, but some how delightfully funny Muppet jokes from The Muppet Show? This fic absolutely nails it.

Disoriented, Demented, and a Little Nuts by Amy (fox1013). Muppets/Canadian RPF. Strangest thing ever.
And as long as he was going to let David in, could his friend Paulie come too? Paulie, he swore, was a true actor. And a wrestler. And unlike that pussy Joe Flanigan, he wasn't allergic to felt.

Five Muppets Isaac's Pretty Sure He Never Hired by Amy (fox1013). Sports Night/Muppets.
"Do most resumes have a chicken clause?" Will asked. "Or is this a special case?"

OTP by Laylee. Sports Night/due South crossover. Dief!
 

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A Precise and Accurate History of Monday, Eleven Years Later by Giddygeek. So I'm just now reading Good Omens and along the way I'm picking up fic as well. This is the best one I've read so far, and Death just kills me. Perfectly written in the way it echoes the book, and just lovely and funny and long, which is also nice :)

Going Home by Daegaer. Aziraphale has to go back to Heaven and Crowley isn't going to stand for it. Loved him sneaking in.

Ordinary People by Daegaer. An AU. Nicely done, but for some reason my AU kink doesn't work as well in Good Omens. I want them to stay a demon and angel. Huh. Totally surprised myself there.

Buffy

The Dirt and Dust of Countless Ages by jenoofer. Never, ever thought I'd read Xander/Andrew but this is really excellent. I've also got a small kink for h/c. Link is to memories... they're not linked internally, so that's slightly annoying, but worth the extra work.

Cassander by Littera Abactor. Spike/Xander-ish. Complete crack and oh so fun :)

Supernatural RPS

Bottoms Up by Brenda. Jared/Jensen. Yeah. Completely hot.

the things my momma taught me by estrella30. Jared/Jensen. Why are these two so hot together?

It Always Seems Like a Good Idea at the Time by joyfulgirl41. Jared/Jensen. Spanish talk and more hot sex. Mmmmmmm.

Storm Coming On by winterlive. Jared/Jensen. Oooo, this one's pretty. *pets it*

Supernatural

(oh, I'm going to hell: these are all incest or implied incest)

Hustla, Baby by lyra_wing. Sam/Dean. A sorta seduction and a kiss.

go the other way by sevenfists. Sam/Dean. Dean dressed as a girl, folks.

Untitled by boonies. An orphan! Um. I was a little confused at parts (it's possibly because I've only watched the show five times or so) but throw in a cute kid and I melt.

Down From Here by Stone Princess. Sam/Dean. They're locked in the trunk of a car! And it's so awesome.

Stargate Atlantis

The Ratio of Burning by Stillane. Oh. Oh my. Rodney is not the same and John is all broken up about it, but what I really, really loved was the reaction of the whole team. Wonderful.

Two to a bed by Lobelia. Rodney's in shock and I love me some comfort fic.

It Was… by hull1984. I'm loving the descriptions of Rodney, and John's view of him. Really just great.

Harsh Continent by 30toseoul. For the gorgeous words about Antartica alone. And, you know, John and Rodney.

Little Bear and Sun Bear by kellifer_fic. Tiny fluffy bears. John. And Radek. As bears.

7 Things that Never Happened in Season 2 by lierdumoa. Particularly loved Pride.

The Greatest Rescue Mission in the Pegasus Galaxy by _mausi. Who hasn't read this already? If not, I've only got one thing to say: puppies.

SGA screen-cap comic: John and Rodney Love Mice by idlerat. (image heavy) Just truly hilarious!

Scenes from an Accidental Courtship by ToraK. I just love the thought that John would almost give up a secret to save Rodney, and that Rodney would be pissed as hell that he'd considered it.

Knowing When to Keep Quiet by beadtific. Short funny little fic.

The Exceedingly Sad And Very Touching Story of How Dr. Elizabeth Weir Died Saving Atlantis by lavvyan. Total crack.

Territory by nightchik. So the use of "you" put me off at first, but wow. This was really just delightful.

Hold by solvent90. Short but lovely.

At Gunpoint by out_there. Oh yeah. Yum.

Flint and Steel by kageygirl. Teyla/Lorne (het!). Teyla is so awesome.
 

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Stargate Atlantis: RPS

dude, you were so wasted last night by iphignia939. Joe/David.

A Place on Earth by Elandria Lore. Some Smallville RPS in here too.

find you out by Lily. Joe/David. Read this. It's especially good.

Smallville

Oh god. I've been at this for over two hours. Updating is hard. Is it cheating to just link to svmadelyn's reclist? I mean, I've been systematically going through them. Hmmmm... Okay, for now, this is all you get, but I'll come back and edit once I have my brain again.

One's I especially enjoyed so far (these are all Clark/Lex):

Omiai by rose_emily.

Adaptibility by rageprufrock.

Conflict of Interests by rageprufrock, and it's sequel Visiting Hours.

All the Trappings of Love by rageprufrock.

A Nice, Friendly Game by Koi.

A Life More Ordinary by Jenn (seperis).

Asset Management by Lenore.

Brand new Normal by Punk.

Card one: The Fool by Mistress Ace.

Chupa Chup by Te.

First Impressions by dogpoet.

Forum by Andariel.

Getting the Picture by Lenore.

Hail to the Chief by Lenore.

Jailbird by Aelita.

Love You More Than Lint by rose_emily.
Popslash

The Earl of Rothinghamtonfordshire by Jae. Funniest crossover fic ever. It's Chris/Nick, but the pairing is so completely secondary to the hilarity. Nick gets dared into writing a historical romance, a fifteen page "book," only he doesn't realize he's placed all the guys into it. There's "evil guardian" Kevin and "Crotchety Old Nurse" Howie and god. There's monkey references and group meetings and crushes and the banter is just so entirely perfect and tight and hilarious. Read this. Even if you don't read popslash, I think you'll get a huge kick out of it.

Mother Is the Name For God by dex webster. This is... really weird. I think I liked it, but I'm not entirely sure.

All Roads Lead to Home by Raven. Chris/JC. Chris and JC hide presents for each other. Seriously cute.

three words related to darkness by lily. Chris/JC. Well, it's Lily, so yes. And also, it's an AU. A fab AU.

Invasion of Personal Space by KimAnne. Chris/Justin. Yes, I still love this pairing. Justin wants what JCandLance have.

in tension that is by halo. Chris/Justin. Wingfic. Sorta.

Cracking the Love Code by Noora. Cute bookstore AU. Justin picks up Chris.

Rhymes with Moon by Steph. Chris/Justin. Justin writes a song about the moon.

Sway by Deirdre. Chris/Justin. The ending is slightly depressing, but they both get what they want anyhow.

The Way of the World by silveryscrape. Chris/Justin. Chris gets mad at Justin, but Justin's just been waiting for him.

evolution can be gentle by stubbleglitter. Vaguely Chris/Justin. Justin and Britney breakup, and Justin has a lifeplan or something.

Where's There's Life, There's Hope, or Young Dr. Timberlake by withdiamonds. Chris/Justin. Oh dudes. A hospital AU! It doesn't get much better.

Reclaiming by synecdochic. Justin/Chris. I love this story. I just... love it.

The Only Constant by Giddy. Chris/Lance. It's by Giddy, so of course it's good.

due South


Academic Punk by the hoyden. really cool AU.

Family Portrait by Journey. An AU with kids. Excellent and touching.

For the Fuck or Die Challenge by Mouse. Oh man. This is wrong, and yet so very right. Warning: egg sex.

Hawks and Hands by Dira Sudis. I've been told this is the Hockey AU, and I... didn't finish it. It's way long. I mean waaaaaay long, and what I read was interesting and well-written, but I just can't get that into hockey. I would've loved it had it been shorter, I think, but don't let that sway you, especially if you follow the NHL.

The Bodyguard by Speranza. Oh lord, I love the determined Olga. This is just wonderful.

A Fine Romance by Sihaya Black and Chickwriter. Ray has everything wrong, and Fraser almost breaks my heart!

Northwest Passage by Crysothemis. Communal sleeping bags and wet dreams.

Stargate SG-1

Just a Thought by sly-bone. Cam/Daniel. A thought crime. This is really cool and... hot.

One on One by janedavitt. Cam/Daniel. Disturbing? Maybe.

The Subtext of a Name by Tenaya. Cam/Daniel.

Cascade by Kylie Lee. Cam/Daniel. Oh, read this one. This one's so good. There's also a sequel, but I haven't read it yet.

Crossovers


SG-15 by sdraevn. SG-1/SGA. I love all of sdraevn's AUs, but this one. This one has Col. Dave Dixon, who is the Best Character Ever. If you like Firefly's Jayne, then this entire universe will make you grin stupidly. Read them all. I command you. It's John, Rodney, Martouf and Dixon (Adam Baldwin) and it's beyond words. From Dave Quixote:
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The Bang and the Clatter by trinityofone. SGA/Good Omens. I have no clue what Good Omens is, but this is really, really excellent.

Gene Therapy by Lady Ra. Smallville/SGA.  This was a cool idea, but I think John's voice is off, and the author's blatant dislike of Ford clearly shines through.  The best parts are the Lex and Rodney plotting parts.  The couples, Lex/Clark, Rodney/John, are a little too fluffy for my comfort level.  But interesting.

Stargate Atlantis


The Blade by kellifer_fic. Really cool John/Rodney AU. I think I might have rec'd the original shorter version of this story a while back, but this has 12 parts, and is beautifully done.

Idol by trinityofone. Oscar!AU.

Four Quarters by trinityofone. Band!AU. The way it mirrors canon is so cool.

The Hotline by nixa jane (laytoncolt). Cute AU :)

Out Of Bounds by Icarus. WIP. Figure-skating AU. Completely fun.

Twenty Four Hours With a Rodneysaur (illustrated version) by Moonloon (maryavatar). Oh god. *DIES of cuteness* Who hasn't read this?

RODNEYSAURUS by vileseagulls. Another cute plushy fic.

Lament for Peyton Fahrquhar by purna. Tag for Grace Under Pressure.

These are all excellent, from my memories, I'm just loosing steam and still have Smallville to go:

try to turn the tide by minervacat.

All Non-White Things Aren't Swans by mazily.

Call by Julad.

How To Succeed In Sex Slavery Without Really Trying by astolat.

he couldn't fit it on a postcard... by lcsbanana.

One Life to Ascend To by rageprufrock. And all subsequent crack filled snapshots that restore my faith in mankind.

Euclid's Lemma by Evangeline.

Cool by Mirabile Dictu.

Teen Angel by Ivy.

All of Eden by nixa_jane.

Fifth Kiss by brighidestone.

My Boyfriend by dk-valentine.

The Universe Is Not Enough by trinityofone.

Rodney McKay Can Heal Puppies With His Brain by trinityofone. Seriously. Look at the title.

The Relative Merits of Wanting and Getting by cupidsbow.

These Things, They Happen by threequarters.

Slow and Steady by kellifer_fic.

An Introduction to the Grapevine by nixa_jane. Wonderful Ronon.

Freedom's Just Another Word For Nothing Left To Lose by synecdochic. Otherwise known as the fic that broke me and sort of... glued me back together with pieces missing.

recognized none but the southern cross by minervacat.

Missionary Position by trinityofone.

Romancing Rodney (Or, Ronon Dex Gets His Man) by msgordo.

Thirteen O'Clock by hth_the_first. McDex.

Happily Cattily by vanwaelda.

The Exclusion Principle by HF.

Cannonball by xanphibian. AU WIP.

Getting To Know You Series by lamardeuse. Season Two tags. Linked internally.

The Commentator by Evangeline.

But Somethings Never Stop Being Funny by astolat.

A Messenger, Nothing More by Myownspecialself.  Chuck-fic!  I love Chuck.  This was very entertaining, good look into Chuck the Canadian sgt's life on Atlantis. 
Stargate Atlantis

two-color dog happiness by LC. Oh lord. So cute. My favorite is Rodney the turtle and John the puppy at the end. I mean. Melt your heart cuteness here and clever to boot.

The Road To Nevada by Lamardeuse. Oh wow. Super excellent AU here. John and Rodney and Nazis and Wraith and just really super keen.

Tell Me Lies and What Lies Beneath by laceymcbain. Excellent.

Hostage by sdraevn. AU. Rodney takes John hostage. Oh man, so good.

Entity by sdraevn. So this is so very excellent because it's like Ghostbusters, only it's not, and it's a really wonderful AU.

Heat by sdraevn. John and Rodney in the jungle. Whew.

Unicorns and Dragons and Bears, Oh My! by hackthis. Just. For the unicorns alone. *shakes head* This is hilarious.

The Crate by rosemending. Okay, seriously? Creepy. But also really fun, and kinda disgusting and I don't know why it works, but it does.

Rarely Pure and Never Simple by hotspur18. Funny, with singing and listening to Ronon eat and John speaking his thoughts out loud and just all around good.

The Wheel, Atlantis, Wars, And So On by Speranza. This is pretty much ingenious. Dolphins. John and Rodney are brilliantly written.

Veritas by godofwine. I'm rapidly beginning to love this author's style.

Under The Sea by astolat. Once upon a time there was svmadelyn's badfic-summary challenge (which really all need to be read. seriously) Nothing but mad love for this one.

Jingle Wings by forcryinoutloud. This is so very cute and wonderful.

It Comes in Waves by eliade. This broke my heart.

Proof by Devil Doll. A breakup that isn't a breakup and is amusing and angsty by turns. Excellent.

Care in the Holding by Lacey McBain. John teaches Rodney how to shoot. Really, really good.

Eight Ways John and Rodney Gave Themselves Away by trinityofone. Tells. Very cute.

Teacher's Pet by seperis. John gets turned into an 8yr old. Link is to the fifth part, and it's still ongoing, and it's so very wonderful.

Stargate SG-1

Complications by Darcy. A baseball AU! I like AUs *nods*

An Echo Of Freedom by Quinn. AU. Kinda darkish. Daniel is Jack's slave.

And Now For Something Completely Different by Gigi Sinclair. AU. Okay. Um. Hockey for youth in Egypt? I thought the author was stretching the plot too much to make it fit.

Fated To Be by Sistine. AU. Oh poor Daniel! But pirates are always fun.

The Hockey And The Ivy by The Blonde Sheep. AU. Cute.

The New Toy by Sistine. I think I have a thing for helpless!Daniel, even though I see it as completely OOC. Fun, but really AU.

Protected by Ximeria. Bodyguard fic. Actually kinda hot.

Wings by Carron. Um, yeah. Hot.

Even more Jack/Daniel AUs listed here. I'm making my way through them :)

Crossovers

Poptarts in Atlantis by torch. JC. In space. This is perfect and... it's popslash. In space!!

The OC

Towards the Limits of Maps by aflowerinrain. 7 parts. Really wonderful.

The Complete Book of Questions by aflowerinrain. 4 parts. More greatness.

Unlucky at Pinochle by wearemany. Seth loses a bet :)

And I see you by sdlucly. A little angsty and excellent.

Cowardly Acts by Fabella. Oh dudes. So, so good. The plot is spread out beautifully.
Stargate Atlantis

A Not-So-Modest Proposal by reccea

A Non-Denominational Holiday Mission Report by smittywing.

Quarks, Quantum Chromodynamics, and Other Unproven Theories by amireal.

Metamorphosis by Nixa Jane.

Still by rageprufrock. Sheppard/Ronon. *loves*

A Little Learning by Lacy McBain. Somehow heartwrenching and funny at the same time.

Flyboys and Canadians by Cypher. From Lorne's POV.

Miracles by Master Elayna. Mpreg. Pretty fun, too.

Revelations by trinityofone. Priest!John and Rodney. So wrong, yet so right.

The Best Things in Life are Free by smittywing. Wonderous WIP AU based on Can't Buy Me Love. Wonderous.

The Adventures Of John Doe And The Hot Stranger by Nel. Amnesia fic. Always fun.

Pointless by out_there. So cute. Rodney's hording Ancient items for John.

Directional Theory (part two here) by rageprufrock. So not a happy ending. Good but for that. And that it makes me want to kick Rodney's ass, and I normally love Rodney.

The Pegasus Society by Sabine. Math is hot. Plus, this is the first sentient!Atlantis fic that hasn't creeped me out, just a little. Excellent.

For All Intents and Porpoises by Lacey McBain. They find an aquarium!

Sliding Scale by trinityofone. Comparative gayness. Nothing but love.

What You Might Call Obvious by giddygeek. It's giddy, so you know it's good :)

When the Subject is a Fraction by runpunkrun. Oh, this was fun, but made me a little sad, too.

A Different Perspective by violetsmiles. Hot, pretty porn. Whew.

It Started With a Kiss by Sandy. Very cute.

Certainty by Chelle. Hot and sweet.

Harry Potter

If You've a Ready Mind by Maya. Ravenclaw!Draco. I still have such love for Maya. I wish she wrote SGA. *sighs*

Sports Night

Untitled by celli. Hot, hot hot. Weather and porn-wise.
Stargate Atlantis

Dear John and Other Theses by reccea. Short AU of love letters from Rodney. Loved it.

Lycanthropes by Cypher. Meant to be crack. Kinda disturbing. Gay werewolf orgy herein.

Something More by seperis. Mad love. *is fangirling* Mad, mad love. John skips out on Atlantis and Rodney goes to find him. Cannot express my love properly.

Catch Your Breath by seperis. Epilogue to above Something More.

Mexico City by seperis. Sequel to the wonderful AUs Arizona and Puerto Vallarta. Truly, my love for seperis is neverending.

Don't Tell by seperis. This. This is why I want to have Jenn's babies.

Given a Choice, It Would Always Be Sunday by godofwine. This is differently awesome. Writing is superb and beautiful.

Dissonance by trinityofone. Hee. Points for John saying "special hell."

Quiet by Resonant. Hot little McShep.

In Which Rodney Dates, John is Curious, and Cadman Helps by chelle. Love John's curiosity :)

Side of Fries by dk_valentine. Adorable idea. McShep!

If It Ain't Broke by alfirin_kirinki. Stackhouse/Markham. I enjoy these two together. Only thing odd about this was the use of "y'all." I understand where the author is coming from, but with so much contension about it, I'd tend to lean towards revision. It tripped me up a bit, too.

Second Time by lamardeuse. Oh, I'm a sucker for they-knew-each-other-before-sga stories :)

In Shades of Indigo and Violet by out_there. Wings! Very cool.

Visiting Hours by Lily. *flails* More new Lily!! How exciting is that?! What's more, this is wonderful. I love how the imprisonment affects John, and how Rodney reacts to that and it's just all so beautiful. *loves*

Not a Woman by burningchaos. John is Rodney-sexual.

Something Wicked by trinityofone. I... think I missed something. I don't quite get this (believe this might be eppy related, which makes sense, since I haven't seen them all *nods*).

Time After Time by randomeliza. Highly enjoyed this.

The Perfect in Imperfection by violetsmiles. Kisses. Lovely.

In Passing by kellifer_k. Oh, I loved John in this. School AU. Wish it were longer :)

Welcome to Atlantis by lillyjk. Mix it up. John's a doctor, and Rodney's a major. *loves*

The Education of Rodney McKay by cupidsbow. John gives Rodney advice with Katie... wicked advice.

Atlantis In Tatters by Ekaterinn. Guh. So so sad. I kept waiting for some sort of cheeriness, but... still beautiful.

Defining the Fall by bottle_of_shine. I really enjoyed the style. Different.

Hands-On Science by Nindulgence. An AU that reminded me how much I enjoy the Mckay-Sheppard dynamic, even without the slash. Rodney gives John a tour of the Science Centre, and it's awesome.

Atlantean Delicacy by Tarlan. Hmmmm... enjoyable, but I kinda think John's first reaction is unfounded, if we're going on the premise established later in the story. Anywho, it's okay.

The Chair by Xanthe. Writing is good, plot is... well. Stupid? I would say "cracked," however, I fear it takes itself too seriously. It's the kind of story that would work with massive amounts of poking fun and tongue in cheek.

No Place Like Home by Delilah. I liked this, but I think it could have been taken much, much further. Also, if the solution was so easy, then why bother getting alternate!Rodney involved at all? Another quantum mirror fic.

Stargate: SG-1

Between Flannels And A Hard Place by devra. Jack goes out in a snow storm to tell Daniel how he feels. Cute, but not great.

Crossover

Mirror, Mirror On The Wall by Tarlan. (SGA/SG-1 sort of) Quantum mirror. Entertaining, but goes on a bit long. Carter is some sort of pyschopath in an alternate universe, and John figures out he's in love with Rodney.
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